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The sentence usually starts with, "Listen to this" and ends with "What a lucky bastard". Are you a lucky bastard? Tell us about it.

Meet Officer John Carpenter from Bethel, Pennsylvania.  Officer Carpenter is a lucky bastard.  John was at work on Wednesday July 23, hanging out at the firestation talking to the boys about some strong thunderstorms moving through the area.  About that time, Officer Carpenter felt a jolt,which he said was, “worse than a Taser shot.”

Good call, John.  Good call.

That jolt was a bolt of lightning that knocked him to the ground unconscious.  It also apparently fried his radio and damaged the garage door that it hit.  Well, at least he was in the right place and his friends rushed him to the hospital.  The hospital checked him outand gave him the clean bill of health.

“I feel extremely lucky,” Carpenter said. “I’m going to go play the lottery.”

You should do that John, because you my friend, are a very lucky bastard.

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