As originally reported at UnconfirmedSources.com, Levi Johnston must be a very lucky bastard. Who is that and Why you ask?
Well Levi Johnston is the shelp who got Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter Bristol pregnant. You know, the daughter of the current Alaska state governor and recently announced VP running mate to Presidential candidate John McCain. (CNN Story)
So why is he lucky? Well according to UnconfirmedSources.com…
1) Your future mother-in-law is a certified abstience counselor and you made her look pretty silly about 2 days after it had been announced she was running for VP and you’re still living…
2) Your future father-in-law Todd Palin is a champion “snow machine” racer / oil worker and commercial salmon fisherman who probably knows a thing or two about a) guns and b) places you could dump a body and never ever EVER find it and you’re still living….
3) The Alaskan State Troopers know how to handle rough men and definitely a no-name hockey player. After Sarah is sent packing back to Alaska in November, I’m guessing you might find yourself in some handcuffs in a back of a squad car. Hopefully you’re still living you lucky bastard…
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