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As originally reported at UnconfirmedSources.com, Levi Johnston must be a very lucky bastard. Who is that and Why you ask?
Well Levi Johnston is the shelp who got Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter Bristol pregnant. You know, the daughter of the current Alaska state governor and recently announced VP running mate to Presidential candidate John McCain. (CNN [...]
There is no way to maintain the integrity of this website and not mention the name Michael Phelps. If you don’t know who Michael Phelps is well, you have either been living in a cave for the past week or have just returned from an alien abduction (if so, I’d like to discuss a feature [...]
Meet Officer John Carpenter from Bethel, Pennsylvania. Officer Carpenter is a lucky bastard. John was at work on Wednesday July 23, hanging out at the firestation talking to the boys about some strong thunderstorms moving through the area. About that time, Officer Carpenter felt a jolt,which he said was, “worse than a Taser shot.”
Good call, [...]